Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...