George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...