Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...