Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...