A nun arrives at the local bar
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People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
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Satanic Barney Proof
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New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
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A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
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Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...