Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...