Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
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The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !