Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...