Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...