Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...