Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...