A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!