Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...