No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...