One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...