The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...