If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...