USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...