Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...