Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...