Darwin Awards
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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Love Jesus
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I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...