Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
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A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....