Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...