Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.