Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...