Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...