Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...