The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!