Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...