37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...