A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...