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The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
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Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
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A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Boy or Girl
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When to slap a midget?
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