Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...