In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...