Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...