Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...