Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...