What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...