grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...