Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
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Blonde quickies 161-180
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No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
The F Word
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It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...