In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...