Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...