Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!