Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Blonde quickies 221-230
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Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...