You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...