Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...