The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...