Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...