Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table