Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...